The battle for Willie Nelson’s guitar

Sep. 27 | In our quest to report the good, the bad and the truly bizarre from the world of football, we send our reporters to all corners of the globe. In the first of many reports I am sure, Damon Williams an exiled Newcastle United fan, who has recently swapped...

No Kamara flash at Hartsdown

Sep. 26 | “Well I’ve been working hard to reach me target To earn a few bob for a day trip down to Margate I’m gonna blow the lot tomorrow on all me family We catch the coach at eight so don’t be late, were off to see the sea” Margate...

‘Appy ‘Arry returns

Sep. 24 | ‘Appy ‘Arry returns – 24th September 2010 One of my favourite films is Chariots of Fire, where devout Christian Eric Liddell refused to run at the Paris Olympics because his race was on a Sunday. I like people who are not afraid to stand...

Double Danish

Sep. 24 | First impressions can be deceptive, and anyone who views the life of our US correspondent Luge Pravda cannot fail to be impressed by his corner office on Wall Street, apartment in trendy Greenwich Village and stunning wife. Before you utter the words...

And now for some proper atmosphere….

Sep. 20 | Malmo FF 2 Helsingborgs 0 –

125 Not Out!

Sep. 19 | On the 18th September 1885, the union of Eastern Rumelia and Bulgaria was announced in Plovdiv to cap an amazing week in history. First we had the ridiculous Arbroath 36 Bon Accord 0 scoreline that would have had James Alexander Gordon repeating that...

Scan Dale

Sep. 17 | Two things we love in life are blogging and West Ham (yes I know that in the past I have been a bit critical but like your family, you cannot chose your football team – they chose you). Now you may struggle to believe this but there are other similar...

Skane and Abel

Sep. 16 | I’ve been to a few tasty games in my life. Those where you wake up the next morning with cordite still wafting around your nose, a persistent ringing in your ears from the screams and chants, and if you are really lucky wearing nothing but a strange...

Dib Dib Dib

Sep. 14 | After a weekend of FA Cup excess I returned to the office on Monday, looking forward to my next game, the class of the titans in the Swedish Allsvenskan when 1st place Malmo were due to take on 2nd placed Helsingborgs. Whilst I love my non league games,...

Who killed Kenny? The Crays did of course!

Sep. 13 | Life must have been swimmingly for South Park FC up until Trey Parker and Matt Stone shared a beer in a bar in Colorado in the mid 1990′ and came up with the characters Stan, Kyle, Eric and Kenny who became the worldwide cult TV series South Park....